Alright, buckle up, folks! We’re diving headfirst into the absurdity that is motorcycle-only parking spaces being violated by the four-wheeled fiends of the road, car drivers. And who are the top culprits in this parking pandemonium? None other than the knights of the delivery world, food delivery drivers.

Now, picture this: you’re cruising around town on your badass motorcycle, feeling the wind in your hair and the freedom of the open road. You spot a sweet motorcycle-only parking spot, prime real estate for your two-wheeled beauty. But what do you see when you roll up? A freaking sedan or SUV taking up that precious space, like it’s their God-given right.

And who’s behind the wheel of these parking perpetrators? Food delivery drivers, zipping around town in a rush to drop off your pad thai or double cheeseburger. Sure, they’re on a mission to satisfy our hunger, but at what cost? They’re snatching up motorcycle parking spots faster than you can say “extra hot sauce, please.”

It’s like they’ve got some secret handbook that says, “Thou shalt steal motorcycle parking spots for the greater good of fast food delivery.” Well, news flash, delivery drivers! You may have the munchies on your side, but us bikers are a tribe, a brotherhood (and sisterhood) of pavement-pounders who deserve our own damn parking spots.

So, next time you see a car squatting in a motorcycle-only zone, remember the struggle. The next time you order that late-night snack to your doorstep, think of the bikers circling the block, searching for a spot that’s rightfully theirs. And if you’re a food delivery driver reading this, do us all a favor, park where you’re supposed to and let us bikers have our moment in the parking lot sun.

Let’s respect the road, respect the parking spots, and most importantly, respect the unwritten code of the street. And if you’re still thinking of snagging that motorcycle spot with your sedan, just know we’re watching, we’re waiting, and we’re revving our engines ready to reclaim what’s rightfully ours. So, car drivers, delivery drivers, and all you parking pirates out there, remember one thing: Yeah, nah, F this parking nonsense.