Alright you bunch of YNFT sh!theads, gather round because we need to talk about the absolute sh!t show that is our council and city planners when it comes to providing safe fu*kin roadways for our vehicles. What in the actual F* is going on here? Are these clowns so hell-bent on cramming more houses into every nook and cranny just to line their pockets with more damn revenue that they completely forget about basic safety?

I mean, come on, it doesn’t take a fu*kin genius to see that when you pack more houses into an area without giving a single F* about the roads, you’re just setting up a disaster waiting to happen. It’s like watching a bunch of toddlers playing with matches in a fireworks factory – you know it’s gonna end in an explosion, but hey, who gives a sh!t as long as the cash keeps flowing in, right?

And let’s not even get started on the quality of these [redacted] roads. It’s like they hired a blind [redacted] goat to design them – potholes big enough to swallow a [redacted] car whole, lanes so narrow you need to fold in your [redacted] side mirrors just to squeeze through, and don’t even get me started on the [redacted] roundabouts that look like they were designed by someone on a three-day [redacted] bender.

So, to all you council and city planners out there, pull your fu*kin heads out of your ass and start prioritizing safety over squeezing every last dollar out of every square inch of land. Because if you keep this sh!t up, it’s not just the drivers who are gonna be seeing red – it’ll be the blood of the poor pedestrians who have to navigate these death traps you call roads. Sort it out, you bunch of fu*kin muppets, before we have a full-blown apocalypse on our hands.