Alright, let’s talk about these absolute sh!t nuggets who think it’s totally fu*kin okay to park their cars over pedestrian walk ramps like they own the fu*kin place. Like, seriously, who raised these dropkick wankstains? Do they get some sick thrill out of making people with mobility issues or parents with prams dodge traffic just because they can’t be bothered to find a proper parking spot?

I mean, what kind of entitled (redacted) do you have to be to think it’s fine to inconvenience others just so you can save a few seconds of your precious time? Newsflash, you selfish (redacted): those ramps are there for a reason, and it’s not so you can turn them into your personal parking space.

And let’s not forget the sheer audacity of these a55holes when you politely ask them to move their piece of shit car. Suddenly, they’re the victims, acting all indignant like you’re the one in the wrong for daring to point out their sh!thead behavior. Like, mate, do you need a fu*kin mirror to see what a colossal wanker you’re being right now?

So, to all you fu*ksticks who think it’s acceptable to block pedestrian walk ramps with your vehicles, here’s a special message just for you: get your sh!t together, learn some basic fu*kin decency, and stop making the world a more dangerous place for everyone else. And if you can’t manage that, do us all a favor and fu*k off to a deserted island where your sh!thead behavior won’t inconvenience the rest of us trying to navigate this already messed up world.